The Pope vs Walter White

As you know, my fellow inebriates, I love Breaking Bad. So how cool is it that, like Walter White, the new pontiff has a Master’s in chemistry? What kinds of bad-ass shit will he get up to?

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“Guy Exists on Beer Alone for Lent”

Check it out, my fellow inebriates…there’s this dude in Iowa who’s giving everything up for Lent except beer.

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And to my parents: Tell me why we’re behaving so godlessly?? We could be doing this too.

What the hell don’t we like about Catholicism??

Oh. Right.

Dan Lacey's painting of then-Cardinal Ratzinger wearing pancake vestments

Dan Lacey’s painting of then-Cardinal Ratzinger wearing pancake vestments

But we totally like Dan Lacey’s painting.

 

Cheers, Darth Vader

My Fellow Inebriates,

The lapsed Catholic at LBHQ cracked up at this.VaderFunny_27

As for me, it reminded me of that liquor cabinet I wanted…

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