As you know, my fellow inebriates, I love Breaking Bad. So how cool is it that, like Walter White, the new pontiff has a Master’s in chemistry? What kinds of bad-ass shit will he get up to?
Check it out, my fellow inebriates…there’s this dude in Iowa who’s giving everything up for Lent except beer.
And to my parents: Tell me why we’re behaving so godlessly?? We could be doing this too.
What the hell don’t we like about Catholicism??
Dan Lacey’s painting of then-Cardinal Ratzinger wearing pancake vestments
But we totally like Dan Lacey’s painting.
My Fellow Inebriates,
The lapsed Catholic at LBHQ cracked up at this.
As for me, it reminded me of that liquor cabinet I wanted…