Check it out, my fellow inebriates…there’s this dude in Iowa who’s giving everything up for Lent except beer.
And to my parents: Tell me why we’re behaving so godlessly?? We could be doing this too.
What the hell don’t we like about Catholicism??
Oh. Right.

Dan Lacey’s painting of then-Cardinal Ratzinger wearing pancake vestments
But we totally like Dan Lacey’s painting.