OMG, my American inebriate friends, I am so excited about your election. I wish I could vote! (Not that bears can vote in Canada.)
All our favorite alcohol purveyors are shamelessly on board with the election…
Original! Original! Pear is just a grab for sweet-toothed underage drinkers!
This one’s a toughie. For Jim Beam I’m gonna say with ice. Sort of like holding your nose and voting.
Corona probably doesn’t have any business talking about elections. This marketplace bully with its light mediocrity is so ubiquitous that everyone can remember a party where there was nothing but Corona—even if they “voted” for something else. Kind of like a Mexican election.
Just remember, if you fill your head full of vodka before you hit the polling station, try not to spoil your ballot! And if they try to prevent you voting because you’re intoxicated, stand your ground, my fellow inebriates. Voting drunk isn’t illegal—just being publicly intoxicated, and they can arrest you after you cast your ballot. Bring your toothbrush!
HAPPY VOTING, MY AMERICAN FRIENDS!
One last image on this important day, not of alcohol but of art…