What a liquor cabinet’s NOT supposed to look like

Friends, this is our so-called liquor cabinet.

Look at it. Goofy wine charms, but is there wine? Nooo. Big-ass wine bottle opener, sure, but is there wine? Holy crap, no. They’re storing instant hot chocolate and muffin tins in there.

And books. And old gift bags. Oh yeah, and did I mention the bottles in there are mostly empty?

I bet all of you have more impressive liquor cabinets. Let’s see your pictures, my fellow inebriates—maybe we can exert some pressure on my parents to smarten up and devote a reasonable area to booze. If you have a pic of your liquor collection, send it here and I’ll post it.