My fellow inebriates,
All over the world, people are scrambling to improvise makeshift masks. My auntie sent me this suggestion.
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A new theory about dinosaur extinction?
My fellow inebriates,
I’m an absorbent bear, so I’m sure my elbow is full of nastiness. I wouldn’t touch elbows with me. As my mother said yesterday, “LB, you’d make the most unsanitary bar rag.”
At least I’m not a T-Rex.
My thanks to one of our good friends for passing this meme along. We have no idea where it originated.
Why I’m not shaking paws
My fellow inebriates,
Some people aren’t shaking hands because of COVID-19.
I’m not shaking paws with people because everyone seems to be out of toilet paper.
And as my mum pointed out, bears like me are absorbent.
Luckily, we made our Costco run just before the madness started, so we have abundant TP. I reckon we should spend all the money we saved on booze.
Liquorstore Bear 