What is this bear doing?

My fellow inebriates, I need your help. What is this bear doing? And why does it have beer? (We don’t even have any in the house.)

Pabst bears

Okay, so is it barfing out a rainbow? (When my mum worked at Expo ’86 they used to call tourist barf a “technicoloured rainbow”). Does Pabst mean to tell us its product will make us vomit? Or just panda bears, who are notoriously picky about what they consume? (OMG, don’t get me started, MFI, they are not even real bears; they don’t even have the same number of chromosomes as Scary and I have.)

And if it’s not chucking up those two cans of Pabst, is it making some sort of social commentary?

Your thoughts, my fellow inebriates.

Who would win? Derek or HERMANN’S DARK LAGER?

Sat down with one beer for one episode of Ricky Gervais’s new Netflix show Derek. Next thing you know it was three shows and two beers. (We have to ration ourselves—there are only seven Derek episodes and even fewer beers in the LBHQ fridge.)

My fellow inebriates, I’ve never seen anything like it. Not only did I learn a new song; I also laughed my ass off and blinked away some tears. Holy crap, MFI, I almost forgot about the beer…

We’ve had this one before: HERMANN’S DARK LAGER, and it really hits it out of the park, as does Derek—about which not one word more because I don’t want to be a stupid furry idiot and wreck it. But check this picture out. I got it from Mr. Noakes himself, who has his own Twitter account.