Dozens of journalists tweeting about how gross their hotels are…
Vladimir Putin’s alleged extramarital partner bearing the torch…
Photo by Alberto Pizzoli/AFP/Getty Images
The fifth ring failing to deploy…
It’s a four-ring circus, my fellow inebriates. I ask you, would this have happened if Russia hadn’t scared all its gay event planners into hiding? Certainly not.
I prefer a five-ring circus.
Liquorstore Bear 
I like that the Russian’s doctored the footage shown in their country so as not to show the “fifth ring fail”. Cameron from Modern Family would have never allowed this to happen.
Precisely. I saw someone post on FB yesterday that they wanted everybody to stop “hating” on Russia but, really, given the very public human rights abuses, it feels good to laugh at their expense.
Goodness, I didn’t even know Putin was married! And now I learn he has a lover too. Now that news borders on the unbelievable.
I know…I always thought he liked young boys…?