The 21 Christmas decorations your home needs, my fellow inebriates

OMG, my fellow inebriates, can you believe it? My parents have really let me down this season. I’m supposed to be commandeering Oprah’s Favorite Things, showing you how to make nasty liqueurs out of cheap Canadian whisky, and being the usual nuisance. But my parents SUCK, they really do. Supposedly there is just no time for poor little LB and his capsizing blog.

I’m practicing typing with my paws, but you know, it kind of looks like this:

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So….until the alcohol starts flowing again at LBHQ, here are some lovely ideas for making your holidays festive. Martha Stewart would envy this stuff, my fellow inebriates!

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3 thoughts on “The 21 Christmas decorations your home needs, my fellow inebriates

      1. Frosty about to “brown nose” Santa in the worst way possible. So wrong on so many levels.

        That testicle ornament is actually called “Bauballs.” My dad got one last year from rellies in the UK. My mother refers to it as “the upside down heart ornament.” But we all know it’s the Orchid charity’s “support testicular cancer awareness” ornament. I’ve asked them not get anymore but . . . http://www.Checkyourbauballs.com/

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