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Why don’t Mormons drink alcohol?

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2 thoughts on “Why don’t Mormons drink alcohol?”

Rachael Black says:

damn my answer was: to get to the other side.

Buddy Jesus beat me to the punch

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January 24, 2013 at 12:34 am
- liquorstorebear says:
  
  Ha! You should know Jesus is very wise. And He loves you.
  
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  January 24, 2013 at 11:14 am

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