Arrrghhhh!! My family is mentally ill. They suck at moving. The bears are terrified.
Herded into containers, ass to face, face to ass, upside down and every which way, without dignity.
If we survive, there will be more booze reviews. If we don’t, well, there’s this great Bowmore box I have my eye on for a coffin.
Liquorstore Bear 
You should ask that football how it feels about being categorized with stuffed animals.
Now that’s just silly, footballs aren’t animate!
Oh right, silly me 😉
Now I know how NASA felt when they were waiting for communication from Apollo 13 as it was coming from behind the far side of the moon.
LOL, it’s more like that for me than for the readers who put up with my posts 😉