My dad said his golf week wasn’t any fun at all. It was all business all the time except for the one day the team golfed with frigid wind whipping around, plus he was pestered constantly by clients on the phone. He didn’t even break into that cheap Scotch, and when he got home he looked not relaxed but frazzled.
I have to say this made me feel better. (I know, I’m a bad bear.) I was prepared to be very jealous of my dad’s golf-week exploits but instead I felt sorry for him. He looked so downtrodden.
What my dad needed was a Beer Moment. I was reminded of the potency of the Beer Moment by beerbecue just before my dad’s golf trip and immediately began ripping off the idea storyboarding. My mum said she wouldn’t spring for the video upgrade, so I could forget it. My dad said he wasn’t acting in anything, so I could forget that too. Dolly said she wouldn’t be in a video either because our efforts always degenerate into attempted porn.
Being shut down every which way just increased the desire for a Beer Moment. Sigh.
Liquorstore Bear 
I’m still hoping for an LB video, as long as it’s not porn with Dolly (although maybe the Haybag’s stuffed koala would be down with that). And why is that video upgrade so damn expensive when you can just set up a youtube account and imbed the video from youtube?
When is the koala going to make an appearance?
Is that right…can you embed the vid right into your post without the video upgrade? Shall have to investigate…
Just post a video to your youtube account, then insert the following in your WordPress post (obviously with the video URL where I have the blank spot):
Pending Haybag approval, I am posting another video shortly, which addresses my true feelings on beer cocktails.
Hmmmm. It didn’t include it… one more try. Use this text, but put brackets around it:
youtube=http://_____
ahhhh, I will try it … thanks. Now I have to bug my dad to help me make a video.