You know you want one! It may be late (or early for you Australians) but haul out the following:

• 1.5 oz brandy
• 1 oz lemon juice
• creme de cassis to taste (a dash will do)

Half-fill a cocktail shaker with ice and pour this stuff into it. Shake it like crazy and pour it into a nice-looking glass (or your toothpaste cup or whatever you’ve got). Voila…breakfast.