PINOT GRIS—Come on parents, buy a kit

My Fellow Inebriates,

Last summer my parents said we could make our own Pinot Gris. They then reneged and never even visited the wine-making store.

Are your parents this mean? Would they promise to take you to the wine-making store (riding in a purse) and then just not do it?

I even made a label.

Pinot Gris Label copy