My Fellow Inebriates,
Google disappointed me last week, so Indra suggested I try bing.
Come on, bing. What have you got for me?
Nope.
free liquor
Are you there, Google? It’s me, Liquorstore Bear.
Everyone says Google knows everything. DOES GOOGLE KNOW EVERYTHING?
And what did I get?????
I kid you not, my fellow inebriates, this was my very first hit:
I don’t believe in Google any more.
Liquorstore Bear 