Come on, bing

My Fellow Inebriates,

Google disappointed me last week, so Indra suggested I try bing.

bing free liquor

Come on, bing. What have you got for me?

bing free liquor 2

Nope.

no-alcohol

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Are you there, Google? It’s me, Liquorstore Bear.

Everyone says Google knows everything. DOES GOOGLE KNOW EVERYTHING?

 

Google snip

 

And what did I get?????

I kid you not, my fellow inebriates, this was my very first hit:

alcohol-free food

 

I don’t believe in Google any more.