My Fellow Inebriates,
If I see one more a common-sense procedure referred to as a “life hack,” I’m going to start ripping my fur out drinking (more).
Unload the bottom rack of your dishwasher first. That way, water won’t drip from the top dishes onto the bottom ones.
OMG. I mean, duh. This is less a “life hack” than “being sober while you unload the dishwasher.”
Instead of making a grocery list, photograph the shelves of your cupboards and fridge with your cell phone so you have a visual.
Right. I mean, a visual of all the stuff that’s not there—which you’ll remember. This seems less a “life hack” than “having shit for brains.”
Okay, so what are some useful life hacks?
Still waiting for the ULTIMATE life hack… Okay, so it doesn’t really even have to be a hack. Just a good idea… A good idea that will get me loaded.
Bingo! And that’s what we’re doing next at LBHQ. Maybe Cider Monger will review us.
6 thoughts on “7 life hacks, some of which are, like, totally not life hacks”
If you try that, you will really have to report back on how it works out!
And share dome of the spoils. Please.
Those beer cans covered in coke cans would have been helpful at all my family dinners.
Totally. That’s the kind of preparation that’s needed. Too bad it’s hard to do stuff like that while drunk.
I’ve never heard the term “life hacks” before. I’m going to go all “liquorstore bear” on the first person I hear using it!
Much appreciated! (What would that look like?)