Day Three in the Plague House…no ratings, please
My Fellow Inebriates,
I’ve never seen so much vomit. LBHQ is a plague house, people. You never know who’s gonna hurl next. Just when someone decides it’s safe to eat a pizza—OMG!
Even vomiting on a daily basis couldn’t inure me to the sights I’ve seen these past four days. But I’ve never thought to take pictures.
But wouldn’t you know it, others have…Did you know you could view an array of post-digestive offerings from Rate My Vomit?
This one’s called “Too Many Shooters.”
And this one’s called “mmm whole milk.” I don’t know what that means, do you? Has he been drinking yak’s milk? Like, A LOT of yak’s milk?
I had no idea there was an appetite for a site like Rate My Vomit. I discovered it by accident while searching for a cure for vomiting. Little did I know I could view a staggering gallery of multi-coloured and textured vomit, rate each offering, and spread these pics to the world beyond. Note the “Report as Inappropriate” button. Can I click it for all of them?
What is this a symptom of, my fellow inebriates? Dissolution? Pre-apocalyptic cynicism? Collective malaise? The demise of empathy? The ass-end of voyeurism?
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OMG!
How long could you survive?
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Happy recovering to the household. Blegh.
thanks! tis the season 😦
OMG! That website makes mine look like the freaking Library of Congress! (I have no idea what that really means, but I think is dances around making sense.) hope y’all are on the fast track to recovery!
That website is, I think, the very end of civilization. Thanks for the good wishes. No one has thrown up in over 12 hours…yay…
Wow. Umm…Eww? Hope you guys all feel better. Because YIKES.
Thanks, I think everybody’s on the mend. Now we just have to contend with someone faking illness on a schoolday tomorrow…
YUCK. The visuals! Glad you’re on the mend – good luck with the school-goer. Classic case of the dreads.
Thanks! Finally both are back to school tomorrow. But Friday’s a Pro-D day…*sigh*
Bet this would make for some colorful, but it would at least taste good….
Halloween Purple Martini 3 oz Vodka 1 1/2 oz cranberry juice ½ oz blue Curacao liqueur ½ oz sweet and sour mix ½ of soda 7-up Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker and shake gently. Add more blue Curacao if the color isn’t purple enough. Serve chilled
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Wow, that would be colorful! Way better than yak’s milk. But I’m swearing off the vomit site forever…
*shudder*