My Fellow Inebriates,
Miss P brought this home from school yesterday.
Indeed.
At least P, aka God of Math, is cooperating at school.
As for Miss V, her kindergarten teacher sent home a note explaining that if V told us she didn’t get any playtime, it was because she had absolutely refused to do her coloring.
Liquorstore Bear 
Being God of Math is a lot better than being God of Meth, amiright? Wow, that was the worst joke I have ever made. Apologies.
Nice. Miss P doesn’t appear to have any confidence problems…