I love the whole idea of Valentine’s Day! Romance, cuddles, bestiality–but for whatever reasons (okay, hygiene and possibly good taste) it’s not in the cards for me and Dolly this year. Hope you all made out better than I, my fellow inebriates. If not, here are some consolation pics 😉
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Liquorstore Bear 
More funeral homes have their Black Friday for Valentine’s. Morbid, but true. Here it is one of the only times (besides suicide season-Christmas) when they advertise.
Here’s one just for you:
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Vodka is cheaper
Than dinner for two.
Better luck next year 🙂
Red.
And I have the pic to go with that somewhere…or maybe not. Sigh.
I have it, if you want it…
I almost used it but I was looking for a happier one in that space. I like the poem better than the picture 😉