A little bit of Monday randomness:

First things first. Want a giggle? Here are two videos, 30 seconds apiece. Don’t worry; when you click them, they’ll open in a new window.

Here’s the first one:

Hahahahaha! What a tool.

Okay, here’s the improved version:

YEAH!

And here’s a special drink to toast the translation of Perry’s messed-up message into something coherent.

The Ricktard:

• 5 oz Absolut vodka
• 3 oz lemonade
• 2 oz club soda

“Fill glass with ice, pour in vodka, then lemonade, then club soda. To mix, pour in separate glass, then back into original. Enjoy. Nicely.” – Drinks Mixer