This is the freakiest-looking bug I have ever seen. I know it has nothing to do with alcohol, but IF you happen to drink a lot, you might start seeing things, and you wouldn’t want to see this thing. It is all wrong. At least wrong for inside. Definitely wrong for my hometown.
In the picture it is eating a carrot. It looks as though it could eat ten carrots, and maybe some celery. I would like to make it a Bloody Mary to subdue it.