Bring on the rancid meat and boozicles

What the hell does this mean, my fellow inebriates?


Fresh part only?

fresh 2

OMG, what can that possibly mean? Is there a section of the store where you can buy the rancid part? The putrid part? Because maybe my parents should buy those parts and use the savings for alcohol. Which would kill whatever nasties are in the meat.


Oh, what the hell do I know? I don’t eat solid food. Except maybe these