BERONIA RESERVA RIOJA—Denied. It’s bear abuse, people!
My Fellow Inebriates,
I’ve been sulking.
You would too if you were a bear with the DTs. On Sunday I received this pic:
OMG, look at that, I thought. My parents are sending me a message; they want me to come and share some delicious wine with them.
But I couldn’t find them anywhere. In fact, the house was empty—every window and door shut. Where the hell were they, MFI?
I started to panic. One Direction was not simpering from the living room speakers. The car was gone. Purses and wallets were gone. It was 30°C and climbing at LBHQ. And suddenly here was this cheeky photo, along with several others.
Calm down, LB.
It’s hard to calm down when your only company consists of panting bears confined on a sweltering day. We were dying, people.
A quick snoop through my parents’ e-mails told us they were at a 50th anniversary party. Who the hell would invite them to such a thing? Who would invite them anywhere?
Next came a text: tasting notes for BERONIA RESERVA RIOJA (2008).
Intensely concentrated yet nuanced flavors of blueberries, ripe cherries, and deep cocoa with supporting notes of vanilla and oak—perhaps some coconut? Definitely a slow sipper that develops nicely as it breathes. Nice tannins—much more refined than we’re used to at home, LOL. Yummy, yummy wine here, LB, too bad you can’t have some.
OMFG!!! How sincere do those condolences sound, my fellow inebriates??? “Too bad”? Too bad!!
Meanwhile, the butter was doing this.
The thermometer said 34°C now, and my fool parents had forgotten to shut the blinds. The house was cooking, and so were we bears.
The only saving grace was that the kids had put Scary in handcuffs sometime that morning.
Did they know somehow that he’d be getting ornery and need containment? Good kids. Too bad our their parents are such tools.