My Fellow Inebriates,
After being excluded from last night’s liquor-store excursion, and after Miss R mentioned the subject of fake ID, I thought I’d better get some. Now I can make my own liquor forays.
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Wow, LB, I am really surprised you hadnt gotten a fake ID earlier! But nice work.
The cleavage is a little off-centre but I think that’s the only suspicious thing about it.