My Fellow Inebriates,
You’d think I’d be hard to catch, being very small and usually concealed say, under the toilet for a post-cocktail nap, but the other day I got tagged by Unhappy Mommy. Yes!
For wild bears the word “tagged” conjures up a lot more than blogging conviviality. My friend Scary, who claims to have been caught in a leghold trap prior to his Toys R Us sojourn and purchase, would get very ornery at being tagged, but I kind of like it.
Unhappy Mommy gave me the following rules: I have to answer one of her 11 questions and then pose 11 of my own to 11 other bloggers.
Of all the times-table problems, 11×11 has always been a bitch for me. I can remember all of them, people, but for some reason I trip on 11×11. And 11×12. And of course 11×13, etc. I think it’s because the 11 times tables set you up for ease of calculation: 11, 22, 33, blah blah blah. And then, HOLY FREAKING SHIT, what the hell does 11×11 amount to? I guess I have some elevenish baggage.
Unhappy Mommy asked a lot of questions that really demand they be answered by a person of more depth. But you get what you get with LB, so I’m answering this one:
What is your favorite part of your day?
Absolutely, the best part of the day is Happy Hour, although it’s more of a notion in our household than an actual recurring ritual. For the obvious reasons I don’t care much for mornings, although I’ve had some good ones—this one for instance:
And now for my questions:
- Did you have a lovable animal when you were little, and was there a point when you decided it was childish? What was the trigger?
- Do you believe in astrology? Why or why not?
- Do you think there’s a divide between physiological addiction and physical addiction, and where do you think alcoholism falls?
- Is there any topic that you consider absolutely out of bounds as far as humor goes?
- How much attention do you pay to politics?
- Are you hopeful about our planet? Why or why not?
- If you are a parent, how is your parenting different from your parents’? Is this deliberate? Why or why not?
- What is the most memorable book or movie for you?
- How many “presences,” for lack of a better word, do you have on the web? Are they true to who you are in real life, or do you maintain some distance between your web representation and your private reality?
- What’s the closest you’ve ever been to death?
- Do you prefer your martini with gin or vodka?
And now for my 11 blogging peers. If I could compel you to answer all 11 questions I would, because you’re fascinating writers and I’d love to know your answers. But the 11×11 rules say pick just one. (Feel free to break the rules.)
2 thoughts on “Elevenses”
Happy hour indeed! It being Cinco de Mayo, I hope today is an entire happy day for you. These are some great questions. You’re making me pensive, LB!
That’s why I hit you up again! I want to hear your answer(s). Pensiveness is a great thing.