Well, we never did leave a Bloody Mary out for the Easter Bunny last night, but he came anyway. He went nuts, that bunny. The kids will be finding Easter eggs in July, the way that he hid them.
Cheers, Easter Bunny. I’m really freaking glad I wasn’t in the living room when you broke into the house. I hear you’re about 6 feet tall and (according to my parents) a committed teetotaler. Too scary for this little bear.
And now, a few pictures to get Easter out of my system…
Liquorstore Bear 
Wait! What is the truth about Easter eggs?!
I started getting frightened, so I looked it up. Rabbits: 44 chromosomes. Chickens: 78. Phew…
That just means two eggs each time…
That’s even scarier, Red!