My parents are too busy to do my typing.
Again.
Asked what they’re doing that’s so damn important, they are…vague. But my mum says it has to do with punctuation. She is playing grammar police on some mammoth document or set of documents, and apparently this leaves us no time for blogging.
I want to argue with her but, let’s face it, punctuation matters.
OMG, my fellow inebriates, I keep asking my dad when we are going to buy some proper bar accessories.
He usually says “never.”
And today my mum said, “Would you rather have an amazing bar and nothing to stock it with? Look at the liquor budget and make your choice.”
So I asked if we could have something small. Small and lovable. But they said the “small, lovable things” in their life were giving them a headache.
My thanks to George Takei for posting this amazing picture…I ‘d never have known about Bar2D2 otherwise. My dad and I need this, no matter what Mum says.
Do you think they were dissing the kids? Or….or?
No!
Liquorstore Bear 