My fellow inebriates,
I’m an absorbent bear, so I’m sure my elbow is full of nastiness. I wouldn’t touch elbows with me. As my mother said yesterday, “LB, you’d make the most unsanitary bar rag.”
At least I’m not a T-Rex.
My thanks to one of our good friends for passing this meme along. We have no idea where it originated.
My fellow inebriates,
When the COVID-19 crisis is over, who will you buy a bottle for?
Think of your local nurse, paramedic, hospital technician or emergency doctor.
Not to mention grocery store workers, shippers, farmers, toilet paper producers and ANYONE WHO CAN KEEP THE KIDS ENTERTAINED.
Buy them something nice.
My fellow inebriates,
Now it feels like the world is ending. Steinhart Distillery in Antigonish, NS has pivoted its operations over from distilling wonderful spirits to preparing hand sanitizer. What a heroic (not to mention creative, versatile, and probably lucrative) move.
Thomas Steinhart, owner of Steinhart Distillery, says he’s adding essential oils to the 70% solution “to stop people from drinking it.”
Sigh.
Liquorstore Bear 