WordPress prompt: What colleges have you attended?

My fellow inebriates,

After a few softball questions that even a drunken bear could answer, WordPress is getting down to business with its daily prompt.

As a bear, of course I haven’t been to any colleges.

a) I’m a bear.

b) Many college students (I hear) carry bear spray around. While it is probably meant for rapists, it could justifiably be repurposed for a bear.

c) I’m still too young for college. Maybe I’ll sign up for Athabasca online in a couple of years. If they take bears.

d) I have trouble finishing things, unless the things are drinks.

What do YOU think of this nosy question from WordPress? Do you think WordPress is trying to determine our social credit scores? OMG!