My fellow inebriates,

I have neglected you this year.

For most of 2018 you’ve been left to your own devices to select the most badass wines, beers, spirits and liqueurs.

I have no excuses, except for being dumb, perpetually drunk and decidedly not opposedly thumbed. So you have my deepest apologies, and those of my parents, who really suck for letting my blog lapse. I mean, they have thumbs.

For you, my wonderful readers, a Christmas gift: