My Fellow Inebriates,
You know I do a lot of stupid things. But the NekNomination craze is too stupid, even for a bear with two brain cells.
I asked my Irish friend Fluffy Bear what he thinks about NekNomination. Four deaths have been tied to the game, in which drinkers capture video of themselves doing stupid things while drinking. Like Jackass (which I love), but without the emergency crew on standby.
In other words—and Fluffy agreed, albeit with an almost imperceptible head-nod—Neknomination is totally effing stupid.
It’s fine to love alcohol, and it’s fine to love Jackass, so let’s sip our alcohol and enjoy it, and watch Jackass in comfort and safety.
After all, you don’t want to be like this guy.
Liquorstore Bear 
Darwinism at work. Clearly, these are not the fittest and therefore are destined not to survive.
Some of us have (or are) weird/random mutations that survive despite not being fittest. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.