My dad is not one to forget his apostrophes (very often), so I knew, when he emailed this picture with the header “Tonights wine” that he must be totally f#cked up.
Tonights wine
My friend Blackie Bear once told me his apostrophes are the first thing to go when he gets hammered, so it’s forgivable. WHAT’S NOT FORGIVABLE IS EMAILING ME A PICTURE OF A $28 CABERNET SAUVIGNON FROM THE OKANAGAN ON A DRY WEEKDAY!!!!
Even my evil mother is starting to think about cracking a bottle of wine.
Liquorstore Bear 
Bastard! Tell mom to get the corkscrew.
Wine gums will get you through!
No! They are a lie!
Loved them as drinking personage and now as a sober personage!
Very close to 42 in the answer department LB.
Wine Gums ROCK!. Take it from a drinking personage AND now a sober personage
damn you WP for not allowing me to Like OR post now. Hmmmm think it may be Chrome. Must look into this…. tomorrow
oh sure now the previous posts show up. please delete all the extraneous crap LB. many thanks!
What extraneous crap, Miss R? I love hearing from you. Unfortunately my parents have kept me away from the computer this week. One of them was working on a liquor-related product and it was apparently confidential. Yeah right.