“Tonights” wine? What the hell, Dad?

My dad is not one to forget his apostrophes (very often), so I knew, when he emailed this picture with the header “Tonights wine” that he must be totally f#cked up.

Tonights wine

Tonights wine

My friend Blackie Bear once told me his apostrophes are the first thing to go when he gets hammered, so it’s forgivable. WHAT’S NOT FORGIVABLE IS EMAILING ME A PICTURE OF A $28 CABERNET SAUVIGNON FROM THE OKANAGAN ON A DRY WEEKDAY!!!!

Even my evil mother is starting to think about cracking a bottle of wine.

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8 responses to ““Tonights” wine? What the hell, Dad?”

  1. Rachael Black says :

    Bastard! Tell mom to get the corkscrew.

  2. Binky says :

    Wine gums will get you through!

  3. Rachael Black says :

    damn you WP for not allowing me to Like OR post now. Hmmmm think it may be Chrome. Must look into this…. tomorrow

  4. Rachael Black says :

    oh sure now the previous posts show up. please delete all the extraneous crap LB. many thanks!

    • liquorstorebear says :

      What extraneous crap, Miss R? I love hearing from you. Unfortunately my parents have kept me away from the computer this week. One of them was working on a liquor-related product and it was apparently confidential. Yeah right.

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