Moob Watch 2013

My Fellow Inebriates,

We spotted our first Moobs of 2013 yesterday, their jouncing thinly concealed under the reflective “X” of a shirtless garbage collector.

The day was radiant—cornflower-blue skies and 9°C—not spring but hinting strongly of it, and crocuses corroborating. Those Man Boobs had probably been confined all winter and were now having their day in the sun.

moobs-chart

Despite the obvious joyfulness of the scene, my mother narrowed her eyes as the garbage collector pitched our can across the next-door neighbor’s driveway and then ran off after his truck, his moobs a riot of springtime delight.

“It’s begun,” she said.

“I know, isn’t it spectacular? If I weren’t covered with fur, I could shake my moobs like that. All six of them. Really, it calls for a toast.”

She looked at her watch. “It’s 7:45 a.m.”

“Exactly.”

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7 responses to “Moob Watch 2013”

  1. cidermonger says :

    I’m definitely rocking the Woolly Mammaries….Gorilla Style…

  2. st sahm says :

    Jouncing. Perfect word for moobs.

  3. Stephen Sayer O'Brien says :

    I caught a bloke running the other day actually holding his moobs in place to stop them swinging uncontrollably. The left/right arm draped across the chest and held in place by tucking the hand under the arm pit makes an ideal makeshift ‘over the shoulder boulder holder’ for men.

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