We bears had the house to ourselves all day while the family went to the Pacific National Exhibition. They did not buy a ticket for the showhome, despite its having a wine cellar in the freaking foyer of the house. They said it also had a deer head in the foyer, which could just have easily have been a bear’s head.

I don’t think it’s even a real deer’s head. I could live with it, even if Chuck Testa couldn’t.