My Fellow Inebriates,
If you follow The Waiting you already know that two are about to be three—i.e., the kid is coming.
I didn’t expect to become so caught up by The Waiting. We have kids at LBHQ, of course, from whom I usually hide. They are the reason my parents no longer party into the wee hours (if they ever did), the reason there are ponies everywhere, and the reason it’s taking us a million years to watch Breaking Bad.
So you wouldn’t think I’d be that excited about another crazy little girl bursting into the world.
But I am.
I even found some baby gifts.
What newborn wouldn't appreciate a killer rabbit?
Something of a departure from A.A. Milne
Unforeseen germs
Too precocious?
Entrails!
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Awwww! A moonshine rattle 😉
Liquorstore Bear 
I would really like the STD plushies, please. And honestly, the killer rabbit is awesome!
I love the plushie STDs!
I’m ‘stealing’ your killer rabbit for one of my posts….oh Monty Python!
Somebody sent me that pic–I have no idea where it came from but I like it. Showed it to the kids here and they thought it was too weird. Guess it’s time to show them Monty Python…
Awww, thanks LB! Miss C is already a huge Monte Python fan! That’s actually how we identified each other at the hospital. ❤
Miss C!! Congratulations & well done. Looking forward to the details…shaking you a martini right now too (in my mind).