Hey, this is what I feel like today, my fellow inebriates:

• 1 oz dark rum
• 1/4 oz triple sec
• 1 oz pineapple juice
• 1 oz sweet-and-sour mix
• Bitters

But do you think my family keeps such things stocked? I’ll let you know. This could end up being more of a Malibu morning. And why not?