My Fellow Inebriates,
In my house, if you pass out drunk, usually nothing bad happens to you. At worst you might get shoved between the couch cushions, or another bear might sit on you.
Check out what happens in other people’s houses!
Photos: Passed Out Photos
Liquorstore Bear 
I would have put a video camera on that last guy. I’m sure hilarity was about to happen. Well, he probably wasn’t going to find it funny. But I would have laughed. Does that make me a bad person?
I totally cringed when I saw that photo–couldn’t have ended well. At best he probably just fell off, but I have a feeling he ended up wearing a couch on his head 😦
Sorry to burst your bubble here LB — but that last photo definitely seems to be photoshopped. Look at the table supporting the couch — the depth on the floor in particular. There is no way a couch is this narrow from front to back, yet when you see the top of the table, the table and couch are equal depth… Unreal I’m afraid.
OMG! Now I don’t know whether to be relieved or disappointed. Either way I’m going to get hammered.