Canada Day—for the naked and the clothed

Happy Canada Day, my fellow inebriates!

Don’t you wish you had this shirt today?

LB Canada Day shirt

Or maybe you don’t. Maybe, like yours truly, you’re naked.

And that’s okay.

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Canada swag is here!

My fellow inebriates,

It’s hard to get anything done when you’re half-cut, and that’s why I’m so pleased to be able to offer NEW Canada-themed items in time for Canada’s 151st birthday!

LB Products

LB shirt

I know, I know, it’s shameless, but I’m just a bear and I can’t help it.

My thanks to WreckSpex for carrying my items. You guys rock!

The t-shirt that truly sums up who you are

My fellow inebriates!

A small announcement.

For a few years I’ve been struggling to get some merchandise happening. Not that you’ll want it—you’d best save your money for beer, wine and vodka—but if you have any left over and it’s not earmarked for the mortgage, check out the new LB merch!

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Yes! Liquorstore Bear has teamed up with WreckSpex, the premier purveyor of affordable designer sunglasses, to produce these AWESOME astrological t-shirts. They feature abusive zodiac-related messaging about YOUR star sign, key advice about WHAT YOU SHOULD DRINK, and other non-life-affirming nonsense related to excessive alcohol consumption. You should totally buy one!

My thanks to WreckSpex, whose mission is to provide the best sunglasses in the coolest varieties at the most awesome prices! WreckSpex has partnered with yours truly to make LB swag available to everyone! They are awesome, they sell the best sunglasses, and you should get some today!