I hate when my alcohol hits me in the head at 20,000 mph

My Fellow Inebriates,

My friend Scarybear in space. Watch out, dude!

This is one of those news items that keeps me awake at night. There are so many reasons not to launch beer into space on a solo mission, but adding to the space-junk asteroids game up there is probably the best.

Can you imagine being an astronaut on an EVA and getting beaned by a can of Natty Light?? What sort of reward for bravery and heroism is that? OMFG!

The First Beer in Space is…Natty Light?! Really?!!.