$1000 REWARD for Winston’s safe return

My Fellow Inebriates,

One of my good Facebook friends, Winston von Bark, has gone missing. No joke. He is a treasured member of a family…he’s gone on vacations, posed in wedding photos, drunk beer with them. Winston is LOVED.

Winston von Bark

Winston’s family has set up a website dedicated to his safe return. Please share, especially if you live near the French Market in New Orleans, where he was lost on September 28. If you find him, you’ll be returning a family member to humans who love him desperately, and you may just earn some beer money. This is a real thing, MFI, so please spread the word. The stuffie world is very anxious about Winston.

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One response to “$1000 REWARD for Winston’s safe return”

  1. Indra Anderson says :

    I’ll be lighting a candle for him! I suggest contacting the local PD and getting them to put his face up on their Facebook page.

    The Swedish police did this. And the bear was found and returned unharmed.
    http://www.dailydot.com/society/stockholm-police-teddy-bear-facebook/

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