Useless parents won’t type with their opposable thumbs OR open beer

Sometimes I wish I had a dad like Homer.homer-simpson

But then again, he still wouldn’t help me type a beer review 😦

This cat (oh wait, it’s a dog) is so fed up with my typist being indisposed that it is barfing in the toilet.

Oh wait. It’s just drunk.

adorably drunk 2

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Ask this cat: Can alcohol make you happy?

Drunk Cat (1)