My fellow inebriates,
I’m typing this with my paws because my parents refused to help me. They said it is too tacky to post and that only an asshole would inventory the booze after a party.
I said I can’t help it, I have nothing else to do. It’s sitting in a pile by the fridge. It’s that or stare at the wall.
So hey, it’s net positive. We should have more parties.
What do you think? Do you like having extra booze left over after a party? Or are you, like, Mother Teresa?
And how do you like my typing? It took me about five hours.